Now I'm getting the 'injection failed' error... Rats.

"You need to install the Visual C++ Redistributable for Visual Studio 2015 for x86 to play on Uthgard."

My machine says another version of this already exists. Any suggestions?

I've tried both the x64 and the x86 exe files ; neither of them will install. I have several outdated version still installed. I'm going to try removing them now, I guess. C++ 2012, 2013, and 2015 are listed here in Program Files. These were installed with my regularly scheduled Windows Updates, so I didn't know if they should be removed, or not?

C++ 2005 Redis.
C++ 2008 Redis.
C++ 2010 x64 Design
C++ 2010 x64 Runtime
C++ 1010 x86 etc. etc.

The list goes on, and on...

I've now uninstalled C++ 2015 and I am now reinstalling x86 from scratch. *cross fingers*

SOLVED!!!!

The files that come with the most recent Windows 7 Update are out-of-date. C++ 2015 must be manually uninstalled and the file listed on the website must then be installed. The version numbers are nearly identical.