Stressed was born 4 months ago.....he levelled in groups wich made life easier as Zerk spec....He autod Stealth which ruined the bg fun to some degree but the ability to realease back out instantly and fight some more made this handleable....and fun

Stressed was determined to try to be the best, He levelled another toon to help get end game loot, surely a fully MP'd, end game weapons SB was going to own in the big world of camelot he told himself as he ate his breakfast...He then realised he would need a crafter or two to make these items which he studiously levelled too, and cash to buy some top notch items....so he owuld need a sm to farm cash, which he levelled too....

All the while stressed was learning how to play camelot, he had been a student at wow for five years with over a 100K kills and had played camelot briefly before for a year, he knew the old old...'you cant play flames', which always made stressed laugh becuase in any mmporg the people were saying you cant click these 3 buttons fast enough....Stressed knew he could learn the 3-5 buttons to click, he just knew it in his heart of hearts.

Finally after the 4 month grind stressed was ready, he decided emain was going to consume too much time solo to achieve RR5 which was his first goal. so he spent time in DF, often he would die to people, he later learnt, he shouldnt fight, reavers, Rangers, Paladins and so on....he avoided these wherever possible, but he also found there was a ranger every 20 feet, he got good at hiding in dark corners to avoid them, but got no kills..noone esle came to his dark corners...

He had alot of fun but noticed he would always die within 20 minutes of zoning into df, he decided to play it sneaky assasin stylie and kill a few then log in and out...

Stressed occasionally visited emain the first time tzaaaa was using his volley bug to good advantage and later he noticed he couldnt kill the 4 luris at amg solo....so back to df....He enjoyed Df, so no qq here....

Then finally the day arrived, RR5 - Boom u have come of age stressed...you have your fully capped mp suit, you have all buffs, you have feral talons x 2 and your gonna rock some... in df

Stressed kep meeting rangers in df.....he thought maybe he was unlucky but in one day he logged n in differnt spots twice...on top of a ranger each time...is this coincidence he asked himself....

Now stressed had read the forums and new he needed vip3, so he used it and ofc he couldnt afford purge 2 with vip 3 so each time sadly he died and the ranger almost died...but heh They were higher RR than him..so no qq because stressed knew that the order of things...higher rr usually wins...So stressed took purge 2 and vip 2, and mop1 thinking perhaps this is the answer now he was come of age at rr5.

BUT ! One day stressed's calm was shattered, he started checking these high RR rangers on Uthgard Herald.....But, but, but but they arent high rr he realised, they are 4l3 and they beat on me with a wooden spoon and won...

Stressed rechecked his feral talon wasnt badly damaged, how could it be in 18 weapon swings he did a total of approx 20 damage to this R4L3 guy...Stressed realised he was somehow bugged and relogged....Calm restored...it must be a bug....

After the relog stressed stealthed back, slicker than ever, 5l1, he owuld kapown these low rr players, rememdy at the ready and Df was hib so he went to visit....

but but...he met a ranger (because hib it seems mainly have melee rangers)

No worries he purged the stun, his vip 2 started eating the target..it was close both had 5-10% hp, he was gonna win ! the adrenaline pumping, the hands shook a little. the IWIN shout was ready on the tip of his tongue!...but but the Ranger healed himself for over 50%...

Stressed slumped dead on the floor watching the other hib rangers all file past, there was one hero too he noted,

Where did he go wrong he questioned....He had poisoned the ranger 4 times, he had not stuck to him, he had dived into the ranger to try to stop him hitting, he had ground taj for the the imba weapons,

Stressed looked at the damage for an explanation....Ahhhh that was it...the ranger had been equipped with a wooden spoon so ofc he had beaten stressed to death.

Stressed relaxed again, he realised he didnt need to go to df or emain or any place to have fun, he could stand in Jord and look cool with his uber elite weapons....but secretly stressed wanted to be as op as the ranger and so started hunting taj for his wooden spoon...One day stressed would return to df equipped with 2 Wooden spoons and own them all...or at least win the odd fight

how long until this will be closed?

i like the style though

another ranger QQ - im sorry but this will lead to nothing but flames

ty for the story though..

/broad or /gu is usually a better place to seek comfort and understanding than the forums