I love Melee Rangers. Some times when I'm in class I draw pictures of an Elf kicking the physical representation of game balance in the crotch so hard it explodes into a million little candies. Everyone loves candies.

I love Melee Rangers because they can spec full Unicorns and still have points left over for decent Rainbow damage. This must be true. How else can they match BM damage in melee and still have enough spec points left over to Rapid Fire for decent damage when they get rooted or snared? Melee Rangers are so cool they made me take a second mortgage with a variable rate APR.

I love Melee Rangers because their camo and MoS make them the only true assassins in the game. Who needs PA/CS when you get self-buff damage add, a speed shout, PD, IP, Unicorns, Rainbows, a bow that can do damage, and you hit like a light tank?

I think every little Celt should grow up to be a Melee Ranger because at level 50 you can emote all the players you should have lost to but didn't because you're a Melee Ranger.

<3 Melee Rangers.

I give it 3/10.

Would have been 1/10 because it's a whine thread combined with roleplay and overuse of capital letters. However the imagination and originality of such a post on Uthgard forums can not go unrecognized so I gave it a a bit higher vote.