A Formal Recruiting Question and Answer Session.

By Dusev Bbq



WHOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo!

Now that we have that out of the way, we request that you answer these questions out loud to yourself in no particular order. I also request that you do not reply to these questions on the forums as some of them may be personal in nature, please keep in mind we're just trying to find out about you.

* Are you O.K. with wearing the colors: pink, purple, or yellow?

* Do you know more about Football and Soccer then any normal person should? If yes, Do you think that France cheated its way into the World Cup?

* Are you O.K. with using voice chat to talk to complete strangers on the internet? How about taking candy from strangers?

* Would you prefer to use a voice chat program other then Skype to talk to your new friends?

* Do you speak English? If yes, can you speak American? Non Americans, please don't be offended, but I don't think you can understand what this truly means.

* Would you prefer to make real friends, that know you by your real name rather then your in game name? If you answer no to this question, your automatically disqualified.

* Do you regularly drink in excess?

* Do you regularly smoke or use tobacco in excess?

* Are you offended easily?

* Are you a bad enough dude to play with our guild?

If you answered no to any or some of these questions you should probably stop reading, however, if you answered yes to all of these then you should probably seek mental help. If you're somewhere in the middle like we are then you'd probably fit right in. As of right now we're a group of friends that has been playing together for nearly 10 years. 10 years, I know its a long time, but what does that mean for you? You probably won't get in more then a few words without us talking over you.

Its always given that there are some people that don't fit into the highly structured guilds. Structured guilds where Guild Leaders make themselves out to be false gods and in reality are actually completely worthless.

We don't care about in game reputation.

In fact we don't care about many things.

If this sounds like fun to you, send me your best love poem in game.

Highest Regards,

Dusev Bbq
Paladin of Albion
Champion of the Church
Charter Member Order of Give Him the Stick
2nd Generation Knight of the Round Table

sane people need not apply.

Nice first post, good luck with the guild.. in case you need any.