Some advice for aspiring minstrels

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CaptnIglo
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Postby CaptnIglo » Mar 01, 2014 18:03

In contrast to other forum members who wrote some silly stuff just to be first to post, here's some serious advice:

1.) Don't play as I do. I had a lvl 50 minstrel on Uth 1.0, but I played pretty bad. Pets would always attack group members and stuff like that. You'll end up spending 90% of playtime thinking about witty retorts when people constantly and rightfully blame you for losing a fight.

2.) Play a female minstrel. It's really not a pleasurable sight when a man shakes his butt while playing on some bongos.

3.) Don't you ever play stairway to heaven on your lute because you'll get a lifetime ban otherwise.

4.) Don't bother trying to mess around with that cced pretty female elf. Your mezz duration is way too short and will be over before you even got to first base.

5.) Don't try to sing along with the flute melody on teamspeak.

Thank you for listening. GO ALBION!!

Zerpi
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Postby Zerpi » Mar 02, 2014 21:28

CaptnIglo wrote:In contrast to other forum members who wrote some silly stuff just to be first to post, here's some serious advice:

1.) Don't play as I do. I had a lvl 50 minstrel on Uth 1.0, but I played pretty bad. Pets would always attack group members and stuff like that. You'll end up spending 90% of playtime thinking about witty retorts when people constantly and rightfully blame you for losing a fight.

2.) Play a female minstrel. It's really not a pleasurable sight when a man shakes his butt while playing on some bongos.

3.) Don't you ever play stairway to heaven on your lute because you'll get a lifetime ban otherwise.

4.) Don't bother trying to mess around with that cced pretty female elf. Your mezz duration is way too short and will be over before you even got to first base.

5.) Don't try to sing along with the flute melody on teamspeak.

Thank you for listening. GO ALBION!!



good advices..... you really earned the first post here !


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